StumbleUpon must be the single worst enemy/best friend of the college student. You start by setting up an account (you don't even have to do this, but it's the only way to save your preferences and all). No incriminating information or anything, just the typical name, screen name, email, etc. Then, you select what you like from a huge list of topics. Games, art, music, history, health and fitness, humor, you name it. You select as many or as few as you like. Then - and here's where it gets bad - a toolbar appears at the top of your window (only while you're using the site), and on the left side of it is this pretty black button that says "Stumble!" Click it, and StumbleUpon will take you to a random site in one of your topics of interest. Like it? Say so with the like button, and even share it on Facebook, Twitter, or some other site I've never heard of. Don't like it? Click the dislike button and move on! Bored with that page? Just click the stumble button and it'll take you to a new site! It even learns what you like and dislike more, and adjusts where you go accordingly. Yeah, I'm pretty convinced that this was created by someone who didn't get many college scholarships. Why? Simple. He or she created this site to distract college kids, cause them to stop studying, fail their classes, drop out of college, and open up more scholarship opportunities! See? I told you that site is evil. But it gets worse...
Open up a new tab. If you don't have Google Chrome, download it now and start using it instead of Internet Explorer or Firefox (or, even worse, Safari). That has nothing to do with what you're about to do, Chrome is just better than whatever you're using. Anyways, type "futility closet" into the thing at the top that you type words into. If you didn't do what I told you, you'll have to either go to Google or use the little search bar that's part of the collection of toolbars taking up half your browser window. Click on the first result (www.futilitycloset.com)... Yeah... Uh huh... I know, right? Click on the random button on the right. Yeah, the title of this post isn't about StumbleUpon. I only opened with that because StumbleUpon brought me to this site, and I'm pretty sure it is going to be the death of me. It's awesome!! Some of those things are genius! Most of them are just interesting to read. There are links to other sites, too, with other cool things, stories, whatever. And I've googled some of the wild stuff on there ("I don't know... google it."), and it's legit. Like the guy with three legs! There's a story about this guy with three legs, four feet, and sixteen toes. He played football (soccer). I know, lawlz, because he has so many feet. He only did it for show, though. Anyway, yeah, check that out, but don't stay up all night on it. I have a test tomorrow afternoon. Goodnight.
The following what happens when the above text is translated by computer ten times. See http://tashian.com/multibabel/
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Found out about that on futility closet, too.
With him it discovers in this argument in the closet of uselessness, also
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